Thursday, September 13, 2012

AN IRREVERENT LOOK AT SOME FAVORITE NURSERY RHYMES:


HICKORY DICKORY DOCK

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Hickory dickory dock
I'd run around the block
For just one kiss
Oh my, what bliss!
Hickory dickory dock


JACK BE NIMBLE

Jack be nimble
Jack be quick
Jack jumped over
The candlestick
He burned his butt
The lad's a nut
Now he cannot sit


MARY MARY QUITE CONTRARY

Mary, Mary
Quite contrary
Whats your garden grow?
“A row of tulips,
And one magic rose,
Guarded by a fairy”


HUMPTY DUMPTY
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Humpty Dumpty  sat on a wall;
Dejected...
After his cell dropped girlfriend's call
AT&T, with all its tech-support-men,
Couldn't connect Humpty Dumpty again


LITTLE BO PEEP

Little Bo Peep lost all her sheep,
And didn't know where to find them
She left 'em alone, 
hoping they'd come home;
But finally gave up at 7:00 a.m.


JACK N' JILL

Jack n' Jill went up the hill
To fetch a six pack of beer
Jill fell down,
You tripped me you clown”
So much for sex later my dear”

ROTMS











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