PLASTIC JESUS

Some may laugh, some may tease us

For placing trust in a plastic Jesus

They think he’s just a cheap accessory

Comes in colors, pink n’ pleasant

Glows in the dark…he’s iridescent

Take him when we travel cross-country

We don't care if it rains or freezes

As long as we’ve got our plastic Jesus

Sitting on the dashboard of our RV

Get yourself a sweet Madonna

Dressed in rhinestones, sitting on a

Pedestal made from an oyster shell

Going ninety, ain't so scary

B’cuz we got the Virgin Mary

Assuring us we won't go to Hell

Go ahead n’ laugh n’ tease us

For having faith in a plastic Jesus

Who sits upon our dashboard looking swell

Revised Lyrics by

ROTMS

(Dedicated to all the members of THOOAM)